Puppy Biting and Destroying Things

Puppy biting and destroying things

Ruff-ruff! Hello humans! I'm back! I was forced to write something for the blog because Renza human had to come up with new topics. Btw this is not a blog post on how to overcome puppy biting and destroying things. I like destruction and chaos so why fix it.

Renza human is trying to teach me not to bite people by making some weird crying noises and giving me something else to chew on besides human flesh. Is it working you ask? Well I prefer the flesh sooooo...

I also love destroying everything in my path. Who told them to leave their things where I can reach? Buffy and I destroyed his bed. The insides were all over the place. Renza human had to sew it together again. It took her half a day.

Now we can play with his bed again. I get on it and Buffy pulls me around. I know you're wondering what about my bed. Well it's for sleeping, not playing. Silly, silly humans.

Buffy and Fluffy playing

I have puppy teeth and I need to bite things, so don't blame me. I love collecting rocks to chew on, but I need to hide them away in my bed underneath my blanket otherwise Renza human confiscates my rock collection.

I destroy their newspapers and make sure the roll of toilet paper that's always close by for some reason, gets ripped apart. It looks like snow. All white and snow like. Really pretttyyy.

Unfortunately my human Renza cleans it up after mumbling some words I don't understand. Then she says Buffy must play with me to keep me busy. Almost like he has a choice. I think he likes it when I pull his hair. Don't worry he won't miss a few.

Buffy and Fluffy detroying things

I like chewing their shoes. I take Renza human's slippers off her feet then run away and hide where she can't get me. She's really slow and I'm just as fast as Buffy. There's a lot of shouting, but it just fuels me on. It's fun to see how she screams.

I think she's a bit nuts. She keeps saying I'm naughty. I thought my name was Fluffy. I think my human is a bit confused. Crazy and confused. Not a good combination.

She takes good care of me and gives me nice food and treats. She also cleans up my potty messes. I let her know I messed by making some funny noises. Like ringing a bell for a servant. My servant comes and cleans up. Oh that's after she says some weird sounding words.

Time to go humans. I see something that's still in one piece. Let me go fix that.


Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy stuff
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting feet, hands and destroying everything in sight
Dislikes: Baths and being picked up

Pic credit: Renza human took pics of Buffy and I then added captions.

Other Fluffy related posts:
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Living with my new house mate Fluffy

Dog property rules

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  1. Meow - I'm Paul's cat. It is fun to bite but I prefer to scratch things. It sounds like you are doing a good job training your human captors. Excellent work! We cats take training humans quite seriously. We use annoying high pitched complaints that eventually break down even the most stubborn of humans! Keep up the good work.

    1. Ruff! Hello Paul's cat. I can scratch too. Renza's hands a full of my scratch art work.I am planning to destroy everything in their house. My captors took me to the vet yesterday and I got injected by a big sharp needle thing. The nerve! Next month it's the same thing, but I'll be ready for them!

  2. Hey Fluffy! You Know when I was just a few months old, I did tear up all the pillows and since then my human family started to keep all of them out of my reach. I know, it is so much fun to tear off those soft things. I felt like I have got tiger teeth, Duh! SO, be careful. Renza human may come up with new plans. Always listen to Buff.

    1. Hi Bruno! Yes it's a lot of fun destroying things. They just don't get it. I do everything Buff does. He's teaching me lots of new things. We make a good team. Ruff!

  3. They can chew the legs off of everything!!! And still be the best thing in the world. If you have a dog you have a friend, and it is a thing of beauty.

    1. Lol yes Tim. I have to just watch her because everything goes into th e mouth. She has really crawled deep into my heart. Naughty but sweet at the same time.Lol Thanks for commenting Tim.:-)

  4. "She keeps saying I'm naughty. I thought my name was Fluffy." LOL, that is to funny!

    1. Lol yes Stacey I laughed at that part too!

  5. I don't think I could cope. Think I'll stick to my cat. At least I know my slippers will still be where I left them when I come home. :)

    1. Lol just means you're a cat person Captain. Any pet companion is nice to have.


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